Whilst sucking down a VB (drink driving) have your drinking arm resting out the window (limb outside of vehicle), hassle some slappers that are waiting to cross at the lights (public nuisance), before the lights turn green do a big smokin' tyre warmer (aggravated burnout) to let the car beside you know you are up for a race. When the lights go green punch it off the line (street racing or speed testing) with a little wheel spin (burnout). Race the other car up to 150km/h (speeding) and then realise that a cop has been sitting behind you the whole time and you are driving your mums car and forgot to put the P-plates up (not displaying P-plates).
Then get on your favourite forum and tell everyone you is alwayz gettin' hazzled by da pigz.
As far as the steeper punishment for a burnout over drink driving, I would rather come across some dipshit putting on a smoke show than have some drunk phucker T-bone me at an intersection as it is much harder to avoid something you are unaware of.
The law makers aren't into burnouts though so they make them fines harsh, they don't mind a bit of DUI though.
Thu, 23 June 2005 23:30
