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Teh Hoff (56K Dont Bother)
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Mon, 11 July 2005 06:09
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The Guy is a Legend. Im sure most people have been Hoffed at some stage in the last few months.. Well if not, You will be now.. Now that the pretentious dogs twat Rove has broken out our 1337 nerd humour on his show..
For those unaware, Hoffing is defined in the UrbanDictionary as being -
1. Hoff
Verb, pertaining to David Hasselhoff.
To be Hoffed – to be sent homoerotic images of David Hasselhoff in questionable outfits/poses with various props/animals. Considered an extreme insult, the most common form of Hoffing is done through electronic mail although various new and inventive methods have recently been discovered. The first ever hoffing is said to have taken place in 1997 in the town of Heidelberg in Germany where David Hasselhoff is an extremely popular singer. According to urban legend, a young male high school student sent the David Hasselhoff calendar (if you have never seen this consider yourself lucky) to a girl he had a crush on in an attempt to woo her. The attempt backfired when the horrified girl choked on a chicken sandwich which she was eating whilst opening the calendar. The act of Hoffing has since spread from smalltown Germany to the mainstream claiming thousands of victims. Although not usually resulting in loss of life, a Hoffing can lead to severe psychological trauma, temporary loss of motor function and 9 times out of 10 it will affect the Hoffee’s up-chuck mechanism.
Oh, sweet mother of Jesus, FUCKK!!!!! I’ve been Hoffed again! I’ll never open my email again.
That guy is such a butt-fucking loser! I’m gonna send him a Hoffing he will never forget!
So basically said. Modern Hoffing is the Art of Photoshopping David Hasselhoff onto someone else, OR into a current affair situation pertaining to have a comedical meaning. Hoffing emerged in Oz somewhere around January..
So basically said again.. Hoffing is cool. Except that buttfucker Rove is going to make it very uncool very quickly and pretty soon were going to cop emails of Hoff done by people with very little or NO Photoshop skills trying to jump on the bandwagon..
So post your Hoff in its full glory before it is no more!
[Updated on: Mon, 11 July 2005 06:13]
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hamgatan | Mon, 11 July 2005 06:09 |
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Nark | Mon, 11 July 2005 06:54 |
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hamgatan | Mon, 11 July 2005 06:58 |
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Nark | Mon, 11 July 2005 07:03 |
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hamgatan | Mon, 11 July 2005 07:21 |
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tyottsoarer | Mon, 11 July 2005 07:45 |
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toyoda | Mon, 11 July 2005 07:51 |
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hamgatan | Mon, 11 July 2005 08:34 |
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THE WITZL | Mon, 11 July 2005 10:26 |
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cannonball | Tue, 12 July 2005 06:29 |
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h3ff44 | Tue, 12 July 2005 05:55 |
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BOCKA | Tue, 12 July 2005 13:18 |
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hamgatan | Tue, 12 July 2005 13:34 |
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THE WITZL | Tue, 12 July 2005 22:05 |
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hamgatan | Wed, 13 July 2005 00:40 |
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Lectric | Wed, 13 July 2005 01:58 |
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Corona RT142 | Wed, 13 July 2005 04:04 |
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forced_induction | Wed, 13 July 2005 04:47 |
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Nark | Wed, 13 July 2005 05:10 |
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UUP-46X | Wed, 13 July 2005 06:03 |
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clubagreenie | Wed, 31 August 2005 22:00 |
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forced_induction | Wed, 13 July 2005 05:28 |
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Nark | Wed, 13 July 2005 05:37 |
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hamgatan | Wed, 13 July 2005 05:48 |
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UUP-46X | Wed, 13 July 2005 06:13 |
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Merudo | Wed, 13 July 2005 12:31 |
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cannonball | Thu, 14 July 2005 06:04 |
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Josho | Mon, 18 July 2005 03:37 |
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UUP-46X | Mon, 18 July 2005 05:30 |
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Rainey | Wed, 20 July 2005 10:51 |
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hamgatan | Wed, 20 July 2005 13:09 |
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sated | Thu, 04 August 2005 13:40 |
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Rainey | Wed, 20 July 2005 23:30 |
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Indi | Thu, 21 July 2005 04:03 |
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Sprinter Adam | Fri, 22 July 2005 02:53 |
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Sprinter Adam | Fri, 22 July 2005 03:30 |
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old_mr2 | Fri, 22 July 2005 22:28 |
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V8_MA61 | Sat, 23 July 2005 08:29 |
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RobST162 | Thu, 04 August 2005 04:11 |
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RWDboy | Thu, 04 August 2005 04:48 |
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magicmitch | Thu, 04 August 2005 07:55 |
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mc68 | Thu, 04 August 2005 15:12 |
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UUP-46X | Mon, 08 August 2005 03:57 |
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skellator | Mon, 08 August 2005 05:08 |
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smashed_wombat | Wed, 10 August 2005 14:13 |
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MR 1JZ | Thu, 11 August 2005 04:27 |
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skellator | Thu, 11 August 2005 04:39 |
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PHOBIA | Thu, 11 August 2005 06:03 |
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mynameisrodney | Thu, 11 August 2005 11:02 |
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mynameisrodney | Thu, 11 August 2005 11:40 |
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Sprinter Adam | Sun, 21 August 2005 10:02 |
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ke30king | Wed, 24 August 2005 10:35 |
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magicmitch | Wed, 24 August 2005 11:07 |
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pushrod_POWA | Wed, 24 August 2005 12:11 |
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SIMDOG | Wed, 24 August 2005 14:03 |
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MR 1JZ | Thu, 25 August 2005 00:14 |
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Evan | Wed, 31 August 2005 06:57 |
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forced_induction | Thu, 01 September 2005 05:48 |
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ke382TG | Thu, 01 September 2005 06:03 |
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magicmitch | Sun, 18 September 2005 11:47 |
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