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Re: Best way to get over someone Mon, 01 August 2005 08:27 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
rob_RA40 wrote on Mon, 01 August 2005 17:13

we offer 3 different p00 hymenation services to remove your pesky unwanted p00 hymen:

the 1st is our "Happy Fun Jailtime Experience" where my associate Allan "Long Stroke" Langford suprises you in the shower with his 7M-GTE rod. You'll have your fingernails embedded into your tiles at this one cause everyone knows the 7M's have a looooooong stoke.

2nd is our "Baron Von Dong's Molesto Factory". Its just as much fun as Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory except theres more blood, monkeys instead of oompa loompas, some macgyver re-runs, ohh and the chocolate is actually your own feces.

3rd is really for the sadists out there. It involves undergoing the most horrifying and violating experience you could ever imagine. Its simply called "Old Man Corona". We lock you in a room with Corona_RT142 while he bombards you with pseudo facts about every thing hes ever read in magazines, forums, newspapers, or heard from his sisters-uncles-cousins-husbands-grandmas-nephews-a unties-nieces-grandpas-farthers-sons-brothers-mate s-neighbour, who has told him about some car that they may or may not have sat in or driven or looked at or yeah..... You'll want it to be over so much that you'll be willing to rip out your own p00 hymen with salad tongs* just to make him stop going on and on and on and on about it.

*you must supply your own tongs.

for bookings please call 1800 HYM EN8



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