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Re: Girls Night Out (funnys thread)
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Sun, 28 August 2005 15:41
 
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i love this one
While I was driving down the M5 the other day, (going a little faster than I should have) I passed under a bridge only to see a copper the other side with a radar gun laying in wait. The copper pulled me over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronising smirk, asked:
"Runway too short?"
To which I replied, "I'm late for work".
To which he asked, "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher", I responded.
The copper was surprised and confused "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?"
"Well" I said, " I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, work side to side until I get my other hand in, and then I slowly start to stretch the hole, until it's about six feet."
Then the copper asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six foot asshole?"
To which I politely replied," You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge....."
Speeding ticket: $105.00
Court costs: $45
Look on copper's face: Priceless
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Jorrs | Mon, 22 August 2005 14:05 |
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forced_induction | Wed, 07 September 2005 02:36 |
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mk27m | Thu, 08 September 2005 09:25 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:37 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:44 |
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mynameisrodney | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:44 |
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MarioM | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:48 |
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WantaTurbo | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:52 |
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Corona RT142 | Wed, 14 September 2005 23:58 |
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