Toymods Car Club
www.toymods.org.au
F.A.Q. F.A.Q.    Register Register    Login Login    Home Home
Members Members    Search Search
Toymods » The Outhouse » Funny fart stories !!

Show: Today's Posts  :: Show Polls 
Email to friend 
Return to the default flat view Create a new topic Submit Reply
AuthorTopic
Malicia
Forums Junkie


Location:
Canberra
Registered:
May 2002
Re: Funny fart stories !! Thu, 06 October 2005 17:28 Go to previous messageGo to previous message
While watching T.V at my gf's house, Her 3 yr old sister came walking in casualy then sat on my GF's head (who was layting on the floor) then Farted so loud it would have put any grown man to shame.

Then stood up and said " I did an utut (ootoot) on até."
and casualy walked out of the room like nothing happend.


Another time I was walking through the mall with my GF when I felt the urge to let one slip, so I did the whole "Pull my finger routine." only to realise it was bigger than I had anticipated.
The poor old guy behind us nearly had a heart attack and the look on his face was pricless.
  Send a private message to this user    

SubjectPosterDate
Read Message   Funny fart stories !! TRD-86Thu, 06 October 2005 16:44
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !!  MaliciaThu, 06 October 2005 17:28
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! AE86slutFri, 07 October 2005 00:56
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! cannonballFri, 07 October 2005 01:12
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! MookieFri, 07 October 2005 05:19
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! WiLoMon, 10 October 2005 14:34
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! hamgatanTue, 11 October 2005 08:16
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! trevtrevFri, 14 October 2005 00:27
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! riverFri, 07 October 2005 05:26
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! kingmickSun, 09 October 2005 21:01
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! dimmy77_03Mon, 10 October 2005 12:28
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! Julz01Fri, 07 October 2005 06:07
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! RibfeastFri, 07 October 2005 06:27
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! corona crewSun, 09 October 2005 14:23
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! mc68Sun, 09 October 2005 22:56
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! BlackGT4Mon, 10 October 2005 12:04
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! lumpyFri, 14 October 2005 06:11
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! AE86slutFri, 14 October 2005 07:57
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! unforgivenFri, 14 October 2005 03:23
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! illuminatusFri, 14 October 2005 04:36
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! PMP020Fri, 14 October 2005 07:55
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! riverFri, 14 October 2005 08:08
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! riceburna73Fri, 14 October 2005 08:23
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! old_mr2Fri, 14 October 2005 12:54
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! MookieSun, 16 October 2005 07:29
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! checks202Tue, 18 October 2005 14:32
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! AE86slutTue, 18 October 2005 22:50
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! EvanWed, 19 October 2005 05:52
Read Message   Re: Funny fart stories !! Corona RT142Wed, 19 October 2005 06:02
Previous Topic:Looking for work
Next Topic:Princess Mary had a baby!

Goto Forum:
-=] Back to Top [=-

Current Time: Tue May 7 14:33:16 UTC 2024

Total time taken to generate the page: 0.0050220489501953 seconds

Bandwidth utilization bar

.:: Contact :: Home ::.

Powered by: FUDforum 2.3.8
Copyright ©2001-2003 Advanced Internet Designs Inc.