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I supported Toymods
On probation
Location:
Brisbane, Queensland
Registered:
January 2003
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Aussie ingenuity
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Thu, 20 October 2005 03:17
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The telephone conversation goes:
Bob: "Hello, is this the police?"
Police: "Yes it is. How can we help you?"
Bob: "I'm calling to report about my neighbour, Wazza. He's hiding cocaine
inside his firewood!"
Police: "Thank you very much for the call."
The next day, police officers descend on Wazza's house in great numbers.
They search the house and then go out to the shed where the firewood is
kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of firewood but they find no
cocaine. They swear at Wazza and leave.
The phone rings at Wazza's house:
Bob: "Hey, Wazz. Did the cops come?"
Wazza: "Yeah!"
Bob: "Did they chop up your firewood?"
Wazza: "Yep"
Bob: "Happy Birthday maaaaate!!!!"
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Aussie ingenuity
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boris | Thu, 20 October 2005 03:17 |
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Re: Aussie ingenuity
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Corona RT142 | Thu, 20 October 2005 03:22 |
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SilverGhost | Thu, 20 October 2005 09:18 |
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CoronaC | Thu, 20 October 2005 09:45 |
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SilverGhost | Thu, 20 October 2005 09:46 |
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unforgiven | Thu, 20 October 2005 12:48 |
