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Shraka
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Re: Chuck Norris 'Facts'

Mon, 28 November 2005 02:43

http://www.artema.com.au/void/stuff/toymods/chuck-norris-vs-mr-t.jpg

Something I put together while I should have been working. Razz

Also, from this site:
http://www.4q.cc/chuck/index.php

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Chuck Norris eats pills that contain fatal diseases for breakfast.

Chuck Norris once roundhouse-kicked a guy so hard that all of his ancestors were completely wiped out of existence, thus rendering the subject of the kick non-existent. This ended the universe as we know it until Chuck's beard began it all anew.

Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erect penis.

Even though he invented it, Chuck Norris is the only man to escape a bear trap

Chuck Norris does not, in fact, wear cowboy boots, or any other kind of shoes. This is because the skin of his feet and lower legs is already tougher than leather, and occasionally adopts a nifty snakeskin look besides.

If you ever get the chance to play Chuck Norris in Madden football, he will beat you 56-7.

The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

Chuck Norris did not star in "Hero and the Terror". Actually, it was a magically transformed Jean Claude van Damm. Later, when Chuck found out that his image was taken in vain, he stared menacingly at Jean Claude, thus rendering Jean Claude van Damm sterile.

Chuck Norris' last option is violence. It is also his only option.

The first rule of Chuck Norris is never talk about Chuck Norris. The second rule of Chuck Norris is never talk about Chuck Norris. The third rule of Chuck Norris is martial law.

Chuck Norris can catch the Gingerbread Man.

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